Mavzu: Latifachi USER larimiz uchun maxsus

50. Nodirali (1720) [off] | TXT | 0| 25 Feb 2017, 12:38 - Dunyoda eng ko`p tarqalgan uchta so`zni bilasizmi?
- I LOVE YOU?
- Yo`q
- Nima unda?
- MADE IN CHINA..

51. Nodirali (1720) [off] | TXT | 0| 25 Feb 2017, 12:38 Haqiqat egiladi, bukiladi hatto sinishi ham mumkin ekan faqat MADE IN CHINA bo`lsa

52. Nodirali (1720) [off] | TXT | 0| 25 Feb 2017, 12:39 Qiziq ma`lumot.
Savol:
- Nimaga ovqat yegandan keyin odamning uyqusi keladi?
Javob:
- Chunki qorindagi teri taranglashib tortilib buni ta`sirida ko`z qovoqlari yumiladi...

53. Nodirali (1720) [off] | TXT | 0| 25 Feb 2017, 12:40 Qale yana kerakmi?

54. QaLQoN (664) [off] | TXT | 0| 6 March 2017, 15:49 Bir odam Moskvadan ona yurti
Jizzaxga samalyotda kelibdi.
Samolyotdan tushar tushmas
xojatxonaga qarab yuguribdi.
Xojatxonaga kelib eshikka
qarasa,eshiklarning biriga "M" biriga esa "Ж" deb yozib qo'yilgan ekan.U
odam "M" bu Moskvaliklar degani. "Ж"
esa jizzaxliklar degani deb "Ж"
yozilgan joyga kiribdi. Kirigani bilan
ichkaridagi barcha ayollar baqirib yuboribdi.U odam esa "QIZLAR SILAR BEMALOL Men HAM JIZZAXLIKMAN"
dermish

55. QaLQoN (664) [off] | TXT | 0| 10 March 2017, 09:03 Bг Qιz ραχтαÐα ςHαгςHαB υχlαB Qσρтι, υηι ѕιGιг kσ'гB, QιzGα Rαhmι kερ, - BεςHσгα Qσгηι σςHb υχlαB Qσρтι, ÐιB σ'γlαB, ѕυт BεгαÐιgαη ηαRѕαѕιηι Qιzηι σG'zιGα тυтѕα, Qz υγQιѕιRαB, - γιGιтlα ιlтιmσѕ 1тα 1тα kεlιlα, ÐιRmυѕH..

56. Sunnat (216) [off] | TXT | 0| 10 March 2017, 10:53 Gap yoq